Rahul Gandhi Jokes:

After failing in everything else, Rahul Gandhi decided to try the job of a painter.

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Rahul Gandhi
painting the walls.

He was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked Rahul Gandhi why he was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

Rahul Gandhi showed him the instructions on the tin, “For best results, put on two coats”.


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Rahul Gandhi ka mobile toilet me gir gya...

Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey dia

 Rahul:Nahi devi, mera mobile sone ka nhi tha

 Devi: Abe ghonchu, Dho le isey..

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Congress ka ek mantri bhashan (speech) de rha tha . . .
usne ek kahani sunai !!!

Ek aadmi k 3 bete the,
Us aadmi ne teeno beto ko 100 rs diye or kaha k koi aisi cheez kharid kr lao jis se pura kamra bhar jaye

Pehla beta 100rs ki ghas le kr aaya, 100 rs me bahut ghas(chara) aa gya fir b
kamra pura nhi bhara (Lalu ji yad aa gye
kya chare k naam se, kher aage suno)
.
Dusra beta kapas le kr aaya, kapas se b kamra pura nhi bhar saka

Teesra beta 1 rs ki mombatti le kr aaya or usko jala diya mombatti ki roshni se pura kamra bhar gya....

Mantri ji ne aage kaha : Hamare rahul baba us teesre bete ki tarah hain , jis din se rajiniti me aaye h charo taraf , roshni fela rhe h

 Tabhi bheed me se ek aam aadmi ki aawaz
aai...
Aam Aadmi : sahab wo sab to thik hai
humko ye batayiye ki 1 rs ki mombatti thi ,
par baki k 99 rs kaha gaye


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Rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka dhanyavaad  kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
 Main to biscuit lene aaya hu...!!
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Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...!

Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..."

 Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!!

Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ???

Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!!

 Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyun..." ???

Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon;

Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!!


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Rahul Gandhi came home from school one day and said to his mom, ”I can count higher than all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a Gandhi?”

His mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.”

The next day, Rahul Gandhi said, ”I can say the alphabet higher than anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a Gandhi?”

His mother replied, ”Of course it is dear!”

The next day Rahul Gandhi came home from his gymnastics and asked his mother, ”I have a larger chest than all the kids in my class, do you think it’s because I am a Gandhi?” 

His mother replied, ”No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old

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